Whoa. The depths some financially desperate people will sink to.

A couple of years ago I received the following LinkedIn message from the account of Suzanne Witmer, a contact from my days at the AKC.  She was selling ServerTech power distribution units at the time.  There was more to the message but I cut the screenshot short because, well, you’ll get the point…

I was genuinely concerned but skeptical at the time I got the message.  Never seen anything like it on LinkedIn before.  Of course I didn’t call or send money.  I imagine her friends on FB got a similar message.

Flash Forward… Time Travel… April 2013…

04/05/2013: North Middleton Township Police are requesting assistance in locating Suzanne WITMER, 41, formerly of the Pike Motel, Middlesex Township. WITMER is wanted on charges of THEFT BY UNLAWFUL TAKING, RECEIVING STOLEN PROPERTY, FORGERY, IDENTITY THEFT and ACCESS DEVICE FRAUD. Anyone with information is asked to phone police at 717-243-7910.

Three days later…

“North Middleton Twp brought Suzanne WITMER into custody today, April 8th, 2013 w/ the help of Harrisburg City PD. WITMER was located in Harrisburg City and checked for warrants. Currently she is being held on $50,000 bail at Cumberland County Prison on charges to include: misdemeanor and felony Theft, Identity Theft, Forgery, Receiving Stolen Property and Access Device Fraud. WITMER awaits a preliminary hearing scheduled for DJ FEGLEY’s office on Monday, April 15th”.  http://nmtpdpa.crimestopperswanted.com/announcements.asp?page=&int_announcementid=7896

That looks like the face of someone who drove into a tree on meth alley.  Crystal meth is not your friend girl.  It will make you do things like try to steal from every professional contact you’ve ever had.  I hope you’re in jail because it’s likely the best place for ya right now.  You took your children through this with you and that part is unforgivable, earning you one solid CRAZY BITCH.

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