- “Right to Work” = Right to Fire anyone without consequence.
- “Pro Life” = Pro birth, let the unwanted baby fend for its future.
- “Abstinence” = Unwed conservative daughters who are privy to immaculate conception and young conservative males without sex drive who immaculate them.
- “Freedom of Religion” = Freedom to file a lawsuit when Evangelicals can’t force religious upon anyone they want, anywhere they want. Also the freedom to judge and discriminate against anyone who is not a proclaimed Christian.
- “Family Values” = Destroying any family that does not conform to right wing values. These include interracial families, immigrants and gay parents. Note: “family values” can only be emphasized from a main stream media soapbox when a Republican finalizes his or her third divorce.
- “Privatization” = Legalized corporate theft from unsuspecting, misguided consumers and endless, legal, tax loopholes.
- “No Child Left Behind” = Dumb it down… the GOP plan for the future. Hey, don’t scoff, it’s working …
- “Charter Schools” = Sunday School 5 days a week.
- “Smaller Government” = Profuse spending and bedroom supervision.
- “Trickle Down” = Niagara Up
- “Constituents” = Largest corporate campaign donors and favorite lobbyists.
I’m sure I’m missing a few if anyone cares to add in the comments.