{"id":66,"date":"2005-01-11T07:01:04","date_gmt":"2005-01-11T12:01:04","guid":{"rendered":"\/?p=66"},"modified":"2005-01-11T12:03:22","modified_gmt":"2005-01-11T17:03:22","slug":"where-do-you-put-the-kid","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/toddsingleton.net\/chronicle\/2005\/01\/11\/where-do-you-put-the-kid\/","title":{"rendered":"Where do you put the kid?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"\/chronicle\/photos\/tub.jpg\" class=\"imagelink\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/chronicle\/photos\/tub-thumb.jpg\" align=left vspace=5 hspace=10 width=\"200\" height=\"150\" alt=\"image\"\/><\/a>Connor&#8217;s bathtub is so full of toys I&#8217;m not sure where the heck Amy puts him in it.  We&#8217;ve got toys all over the house (except my office) and Amy doesn&#8217;t like the way it feels &#8220;cluttered&#8221;.  Solution: bigger house.  Do I move us soon or wait for her to start working again after she finishes school?<\/p>\n<p>Personally I think we can live in what we&#8217;re in for a while.  Connor&#8217;s outgrown half the toys he has anyway.  It&#8217;s time to clean out his bedroom &#8211; hint, hint Amy.  Speakin of tubs I gotta get in the shower &#8211; it&#8217;s already 7 am.  I&#8217;ve got meetings all day starting at 8:00.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Connor&#8217;s bathtub is so full of toys I&#8217;m not sure where the heck Amy puts him in it. We&#8217;ve got toys all over the house (except my office) and Amy doesn&#8217;t like the way it feels &#8220;cluttered&#8221;. Solution: bigger house. Do I move us soon or wait for her to start working again after she &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/toddsingleton.net\/chronicle\/2005\/01\/11\/where-do-you-put-the-kid\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Where do you put the kid?<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-66","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/toddsingleton.net\/chronicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/66","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/toddsingleton.net\/chronicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/toddsingleton.net\/chronicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/toddsingleton.net\/chronicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/toddsingleton.net\/chronicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=66"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/toddsingleton.net\/chronicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/66\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/toddsingleton.net\/chronicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=66"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/toddsingleton.net\/chronicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=66"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/toddsingleton.net\/chronicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=66"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}