It’s about damn time.\u00a0 If you want to go to a site where Obama is considered Jesus because Ron Paul has already secured the role of God then Digg is your site.\u00a0 If you praise homosexuality and won’t dare mention what it really is (two men, in bed, having sex) then Digg has an account for you.\u00a0 If you think the Toyota Prius is the future of transportation and all trucks and SUV’s should be impounded and crushed then Digg will make you smile.\u00a0 And if you think that Microsoft completely sucks at everything and should be shut down by the government to make room for Apple and Ubuntu then you will receive great honors from the “Digg Community”.\u00a0 Ya, they even went so far as to recognize themselves as a commune.<\/p>\n
But be warned: should you digress from the completely liberal opinions on the site you may be “reported as offensive”.\u00a0 You see, there is no room for your own thought outside of the liberal confines of the Digg moderators.\u00a0 Don’t tell the truth.\u00a0 Just throw out some witty frat-boy banter to make the college kids giggle to see them reply “OMGROFLOL!!!”.\u00a0 But don’t be too witty.\u00a0 It will come off as disingenuous and you will be marked for a frat boy rebuttal.\u00a0 Speak too much truth and you’ll definitely be labeled a “troll”.<\/p>\n
So remember, there’s no such thing as an “illegal immigrant”, green is always good, conservatives are always wrong and enjoy yourself on Digg.\u00a0 And don’t forget to bring your latest Playstation 3, Xbox or Wii game review.\u00a0 I’m not sure if they’ll let you in without something that important.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
It’s about damn time.\u00a0 If you want to go to a site where Obama is considered Jesus because Ron Paul has already secured the role of God then Digg is your site.\u00a0 If you praise homosexuality and won’t dare mention what it really is (two men, in bed, having sex) then Digg has an account … Continue reading I got kicked off Digg. What took so long?<\/span>