{"id":502,"date":"2009-05-08T13:07:22","date_gmt":"2009-05-08T18:07:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/toddsingleton.net\/chronicle\/index.php\/?p=502"},"modified":"2009-05-08T13:10:31","modified_gmt":"2009-05-08T18:10:31","slug":"trajedy-of-the-week-all-the-golf-carts-burned-up","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/toddsingleton.net\/chronicle\/2009\/05\/08\/trajedy-of-the-week-all-the-golf-carts-burned-up\/","title":{"rendered":"Trajedy of the week: THE GOLF CARTS BURNED UP."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/toddsingleton.net\/chronicle\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/05\/carts2.jpg\" title=\"Carts\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/toddsingleton.net\/chronicle\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/05\/carts2.jpg\" alt=\"Carts\" align=\"right\" vspace=\"5\" hspace=\"10\" \/><\/a>All of the golf carts at the Wendell Country Club (my weekend stomping ground) burned to ashes early this morning.\u00a0 I am grief strucken beyond my ability to put into words and may need to seek professional help.\u00a0 These carts were young, only a couple of years old.\u00a0 Lightening is to blame so perhaps God is trying to tell me something about how I should spend the weekend (I will be working).\u00a0 Why oh why was there no mercy for these poor, innocent golf carts?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>All of the golf carts at the Wendell Country Club (my weekend stomping ground) burned to ashes early this morning.\u00a0 I am grief strucken beyond my ability to put into words and may need to seek professional help.\u00a0 These carts were young, only a couple of years old.\u00a0 Lightening is to blame so perhaps God &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/toddsingleton.net\/chronicle\/2009\/05\/08\/trajedy-of-the-week-all-the-golf-carts-burned-up\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Trajedy of the week: THE GOLF CARTS BURNED UP.<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7,2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-502","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-machined-gutty","category-life"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/toddsingleton.net\/chronicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/502","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/toddsingleton.net\/chronicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/toddsingleton.net\/chronicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/toddsingleton.net\/chronicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/toddsingleton.net\/chronicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=502"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/toddsingleton.net\/chronicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/502\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/toddsingleton.net\/chronicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=502"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/toddsingleton.net\/chronicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=502"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/toddsingleton.net\/chronicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=502"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}