I will finally take the time to thank the political circus for Donald Trump.\u00a0 We’ve been missing “real dialog” in the conversation for so long we’ve forgotten what it is: brash insults and angry rhetoric full of empty, inaccurate assertions and a healthy dose of whimsical, unrealistic governing strategies designed to draw applause from the beaten, hurting, insulted and stepped on white folk.\u00a0 Most of the applause is reserved for his passive-aggressive hatred of brown skin.<\/p>\n
Yes the political arena, specifically the Tea Party, was running out of terse assholes.\u00a0 I feared the comic relief was over.\u00a0 Intellectualism was making a comeback for Christ’s sake!\u00a0 We’ll have NONE of it.\u00a0 The highly educated, southern rocket surgeons don’t like them big words.\u00a0 Impressively they flock to the angriest white guy despite a noticeable absence of God-n-guns.\u00a0 What’s he thinking?\u00a0 If he really wants to get this campaign going he’ll call for the immediate execution of abortion doctors and arming 2nd graders for their own safety.<\/p>\n
There hasn’t been quite enough fear mongering Donald.\u00a0 I mean who’s genuinely afraid of illegal immigrants?\u00a0 Sure angry, white, hill licks don’t like tan skin but it’s not enough to justify “one shot, one kill”.\u00a0 We need a genuine Mexican terrorist threat Don.\u00a0 Conjure one up for us billion boy.\u00a0 Your sideshow is waning and we lust for new material.<\/p>\n
America deserves a narcissistic reality TV star as the leader of the “free world” (well equipped survey teams were dispatched to search for this implied “freedom” but we fear they’ve been kidnapped by Goldman Sachs).\u00a0 Since the thought process of the average America now ranks lower than Honey Boo-boo reruns a pretentious windbag who knows precisely jack shit about governing while being praised for his wealth is a perfect fit.\u00a0 Who needs international foreign diplomacy when you have so many short minded insults ready.<\/p>\n
Since this blog has a history of pointing out upcoming social and political disasters, such as the embarrassment nationalizing Romneycare would become<\/a>, I am doing the GOP a favor.\u00a0 Through this post I am helping the unthinkable, ridiculous and absurd become reality.\u00a0 That’s right America, there is a possibility Donald Fucking Trump could become President of the United States.\u00a0 If you don’t think that’s a problem then please recognize you are part of it.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" I will finally take the time to thank the political circus for Donald Trump.\u00a0 We’ve been missing “real dialog” in the conversation for so long we’ve forgotten what it is: brash insults and angry rhetoric full of empty, inaccurate assertions and a healthy dose of whimsical, unrealistic governing strategies designed to draw applause from the … Continue reading Thank you Donald Trump<\/span>