{"id":2619,"date":"2015-02-27T15:38:03","date_gmt":"2015-02-27T20:38:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/toddsingleton.net\/chronicle\/?p=2619"},"modified":"2015-03-05T12:19:58","modified_gmt":"2015-03-05T17:19:58","slug":"the-gop-hypocrisy-translator","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/toddsingleton.net\/chronicle\/2015\/02\/27\/the-gop-hypocrisy-translator\/","title":{"rendered":"The GOP Hypocrisy Translator"},"content":{"rendered":"<ol>\n<li>\u201cRight to Work\u201d = Right to Fire anyone without consequence.<\/li>\n<li>\u201cPro Life\u201d = Pro birth, let the unwanted baby fend for its future.<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;Abstinence&#8221; = Unwed conservative daughters who are privy to immaculate conception and young conservative males without sex drive who immaculate them.<\/li>\n<li>\u201cFreedom of Religion\u201d = Freedom to file a lawsuit when Evangelicals can\u2019t force religious upon anyone they want, anywhere they want.\u00a0 Also the freedom to judge and discriminate against anyone who is not a proclaimed Christian.<\/li>\n<li>\u201cFamily Values\u201d = Destroying any family that does not conform to right wing values.\u00a0 These include interracial families, immigrants and gay parents. <em>Note: &#8220;family values&#8221; can only be emphasized from a main stream media soapbox when a Republican finalizes his or her third divorce.<\/em><\/li>\n<li>\u201cPrivatization\u201d = Legalized corporate theft from unsuspecting, misguided consumers and endless, legal, tax loopholes.<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;No Child Left Behind&#8221; = Dumb it down\u2026 the GOP plan for the future.\u00a0 Hey, don&#8217;t scoff, it&#8217;s working &#8230;<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;Charter Schools&#8221; = Sunday School 5 days a week.<\/li>\n<li>\u201cSmaller Government\u201d = Profuse spending and bedroom supervision.<\/li>\n<li>\u201cTrickle Down\u201d = Niagara Up<\/li>\n<li>\u201cConstituents\u201d = Largest corporate campaign donors and favorite lobbyists.<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<p>I&#8217;m sure I&#8217;m missing a few if anyone cares to add in the comments.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u201cRight to Work\u201d = Right to Fire anyone without consequence. \u201cPro Life\u201d = Pro birth, let the unwanted baby fend for its future. &#8220;Abstinence&#8221; = Unwed conservative daughters who are privy to immaculate conception and young conservative males without sex drive who immaculate them. \u201cFreedom of Religion\u201d = Freedom to file a lawsuit when Evangelicals &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/toddsingleton.net\/chronicle\/2015\/02\/27\/the-gop-hypocrisy-translator\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">The GOP Hypocrisy Translator<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2,3,6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2619","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life","category-money","category-politics"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/toddsingleton.net\/chronicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2619","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/toddsingleton.net\/chronicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/toddsingleton.net\/chronicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/toddsingleton.net\/chronicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/toddsingleton.net\/chronicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2619"}],"version-history":[{"count":14,"href":"https:\/\/toddsingleton.net\/chronicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2619\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2646,"href":"https:\/\/toddsingleton.net\/chronicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2619\/revisions\/2646"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/toddsingleton.net\/chronicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2619"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/toddsingleton.net\/chronicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2619"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/toddsingleton.net\/chronicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2619"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}