{"id":2619,"date":"2015-02-27T15:38:03","date_gmt":"2015-02-27T20:38:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/toddsingleton.net\/chronicle\/?p=2619"},"modified":"2015-03-05T12:19:58","modified_gmt":"2015-03-05T17:19:58","slug":"the-gop-hypocrisy-translator","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/toddsingleton.net\/chronicle\/2015\/02\/27\/the-gop-hypocrisy-translator\/","title":{"rendered":"The GOP Hypocrisy Translator"},"content":{"rendered":"
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  1. \u201cRight to Work\u201d = Right to Fire anyone without consequence.<\/li>\n
  2. \u201cPro Life\u201d = Pro birth, let the unwanted baby fend for its future.<\/li>\n
  3. “Abstinence” = Unwed conservative daughters who are privy to immaculate conception and young conservative males without sex drive who immaculate them.<\/li>\n
  4. \u201cFreedom of Religion\u201d = Freedom to file a lawsuit when Evangelicals can\u2019t force religious upon anyone they want, anywhere they want.\u00a0 Also the freedom to judge and discriminate against anyone who is not a proclaimed Christian.<\/li>\n
  5. \u201cFamily Values\u201d = Destroying any family that does not conform to right wing values.\u00a0 These include interracial families, immigrants and gay parents. Note: “family values” can only be emphasized from a main stream media soapbox when a Republican finalizes his or her third divorce.<\/em><\/li>\n
  6. \u201cPrivatization\u201d = Legalized corporate theft from unsuspecting, misguided consumers and endless, legal, tax loopholes.<\/li>\n
  7. “No Child Left Behind” = Dumb it down\u2026 the GOP plan for the future.\u00a0 Hey, don’t scoff, it’s working …<\/li>\n
  8. “Charter Schools” = Sunday School 5 days a week.<\/li>\n
  9. \u201cSmaller Government\u201d = Profuse spending and bedroom supervision.<\/li>\n
  10. \u201cTrickle Down\u201d = Niagara Up<\/li>\n
  11. \u201cConstituents\u201d = Largest corporate campaign donors and favorite lobbyists.<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

    I’m sure I’m missing a few if anyone cares to add in the comments.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

    \u201cRight to Work\u201d = Right to Fire anyone without consequence. \u201cPro Life\u201d = Pro birth, let the unwanted baby fend for its future. “Abstinence” = Unwed conservative daughters who are privy to immaculate conception and young conservative males without sex drive who immaculate them. \u201cFreedom of Religion\u201d = Freedom to file a lawsuit when Evangelicals … Continue reading The GOP Hypocrisy Translator<\/span> →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[2,3,6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2619","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life","category-money","category-politics"],"aioseo_notices":[],"aioseo_head":"\n\t\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t