{"id":2176,"date":"2014-06-05T14:22:42","date_gmt":"2014-06-05T19:22:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/toddsingleton.net\/chronicle\/?p=2176"},"modified":"2014-07-11T10:37:55","modified_gmt":"2014-07-11T15:37:55","slug":"ive-got-a-brand-new-enemy-people-who-ride-ebikes-off-road","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/toddsingleton.net\/chronicle\/2014\/06\/05\/ive-got-a-brand-new-enemy-people-who-ride-ebikes-off-road\/","title":{"rendered":"Worst of the worst&#8230; People who ride eBikes off road."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I don&#8217;t care if you take your MOPED down a designated, paved bike lane or down the middle of I-40 at rush hour. Don&#8217;t care if you go to the store on it, to your grandmas or to rent a Porta Potty. If you take one of these sorry ass excuses for a bike anywhere near a trail designated for &#8220;Non Motorized Use Only&#8221; I want your ass kicked. Period. In fact I hope you scare a horse, get back kicked into the gravel so the horse can stomp around on you violently causing numerous breaks and hemorrhaging. Yes, that is how much I hate lazy dolts on these stupid machines. They&#8217;re nothing but new liquor cycles for old men with DUI&#8217;s and those who pretend to like cycling but can&#8217;t ride a damn bike. Lazy, pathetic posers. Have fun in traffic just keep the damn things off the trail.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I don&#8217;t care if you take your MOPED down a designated, paved bike lane or down the middle of I-40 at rush hour. Don&#8217;t care if you go to the store on it, to your grandmas or to rent a Porta Potty. If you take one of these sorry ass excuses for a bike anywhere &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/toddsingleton.net\/chronicle\/2014\/06\/05\/ive-got-a-brand-new-enemy-people-who-ride-ebikes-off-road\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Worst of the worst&#8230; People who ride eBikes off road.<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2176","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/toddsingleton.net\/chronicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2176","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/toddsingleton.net\/chronicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/toddsingleton.net\/chronicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/toddsingleton.net\/chronicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/toddsingleton.net\/chronicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2176"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/toddsingleton.net\/chronicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2176\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2215,"href":"https:\/\/toddsingleton.net\/chronicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2176\/revisions\/2215"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/toddsingleton.net\/chronicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2176"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/toddsingleton.net\/chronicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2176"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/toddsingleton.net\/chronicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2176"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}