{"id":136,"date":"2005-09-10T13:38:59","date_gmt":"2005-09-10T17:38:59","guid":{"rendered":"\/?p=136"},"modified":"2005-09-20T13:00:34","modified_gmt":"2005-09-20T17:00:34","slug":"what-the","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/toddsingleton.net\/chronicle\/2005\/09\/10\/what-the\/","title":{"rendered":"What the ????"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"image\"\/<\/a>Last night I went to Taco Bell to get our dinner. I go two combos and a soft taco for Connor. I must have won the grand prize on that visit: A lifetime supply of Taco sauce. I thought the bag felt heavy but 38 packs of mild sauce?<\/p>\n

Not funny ha, ha. Funny queer.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Last night I went to Taco Bell to get our dinner. I go two combos and a soft taco for Connor. I must have won the grand prize on that visit: A lifetime supply of Taco sauce. I thought the bag felt heavy but 38 packs of mild sauce? Not funny ha, ha. Funny queer.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-136","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life"],"aioseo_notices":[],"aioseo_head":"\n\t\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t