{"id":136,"date":"2005-09-10T13:38:59","date_gmt":"2005-09-10T17:38:59","guid":{"rendered":"\/?p=136"},"modified":"2005-09-20T13:00:34","modified_gmt":"2005-09-20T17:00:34","slug":"what-the","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/toddsingleton.net\/chronicle\/2005\/09\/10\/what-the\/","title":{"rendered":"What the ????"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"\/chronicle\/photos\/sauce.jpg\" class=\"imagelink\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/chronicle\/photos\/sauce_thumb.jpg\" align=right vspace=5 hspace=12 alt=\"image\"\/><\/a>Last night I went to Taco Bell to get our dinner.  I go two combos and a soft taco for Connor.  I must have won the grand prize on that visit: A lifetime supply of Taco sauce.  I thought the bag felt heavy but 38 packs of mild sauce?<\/p>\n<p>Not funny ha, ha.  Funny queer.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Last night I went to Taco Bell to get our dinner. I go two combos and a soft taco for Connor. I must have won the grand prize on that visit: A lifetime supply of Taco sauce. I thought the bag felt heavy but 38 packs of mild sauce? Not funny ha, ha. Funny queer.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-136","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/toddsingleton.net\/chronicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/136","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/toddsingleton.net\/chronicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/toddsingleton.net\/chronicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/toddsingleton.net\/chronicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/toddsingleton.net\/chronicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=136"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/toddsingleton.net\/chronicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/136\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/toddsingleton.net\/chronicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=136"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/toddsingleton.net\/chronicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=136"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/toddsingleton.net\/chronicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=136"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}