2009 Jimmy V “Celebrity” Golf Classic

I just looked through the ABC News Channel 11 photos of the the Jimmy V “Celebrity” Golf Classic. I could hardly recognize a single “celebrity” aside from Arnold Palmer. They did point out “Dennis Haskins, best known for his role as Principal Richard Belding in the sitcom Saved by the Bell.” Who in the name of Almighty Isis is responsible for my missing his appearance? There should have been wide spread public notice and a staggering security detail for someone of such notoriety as Screech’s principal.

I guess the ‘ol Jimmy V just ain’t what it used to be. All I want to know is, did Hootie make it back? It can’t be a golf classic without middle age one hit wonders.  They can’t be easily replaced by old politicians and rich people looking for a reason to call each other “celebrities”.  Oh ya, Lyle Lovett, Meatloaf and the guy from Extreme Makeover Home Edition were there too.  No not Ty, the other dude with the glasses. Far as I’m concerned Lovett’s biggest claim to fame was Julia Roberts.

Why are you looking at me like that? I admire the cause but kinda question the execution. If I’m wrong then why is this tournament falling in notoriety?